On Passwords

Your password must have eight characters, including two numbers and one symbol. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, plus an original simile. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, and a hummable tune. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, and its P.E. kit for rounders. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, its P.E. kit for rounders, and a mortgage by the time it’s twenty-five. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, its P.E. kit for rounders, a mortgage by the time it’s twenty-five, and a signature perfume. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, its P.E. kit for rounders, a mortgage by the time it’s twenty-five, a signature perfume, and a relative it doesn’t speak to. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, its P.E. kit for rounders, a mortgage by the time it’s twenty-five, a signature perfume, a relative it doesn’t speak to, and an undiagnosed skin complaint. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, its P.E. kit for rounders, a mortgage by the time it’s twenty-five, a signature perfume, a relative it doesn’t speak to, an undiagnosed skin complaint, and a brand-new conservatory. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, its P.E. kit for rounders, a mortgage by the time it’s twenty-five, a signature perfume, a relative it doesn’t speak to, an undiagnosed skin complaint, a brand-new conservatory, and a repeatable dance routine. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, its P.E. kit for rounders, a mortgage by the time it’s twenty-five, a signature perfume, a relative it doesn’t speak to, an undiagnosed skin complaint, a brand-new conservatory, a repeatable dance routine, and a basic understanding of interest rates. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, its P.E. kit for rounders, a mortgage by the time it’s twenty-five, a signature perfume, a relative it doesn’t speak to, an undiagnosed skin complaint, a brand-new conservatory, a repeatable dance routine, a basic understanding of interest rates, and an oven glove without scorch marks. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, its P.E. kit for rounders, a mortgage by the time it’s twenty-five, a signature perfume, a relative it doesn’t speak to, an undiagnosed skin complaint, a brand-new conservatory, a repeatable dance routine, a basic understanding of interest rates, an oven glove without scorch marks, and a solution to the cost-of-living crisis. 

Your password must have eight characters, two numbers, one symbol, an original simile, a hummable tune, its P.E. kit for rounders, a mortgage by the time it’s twenty-five, a signature perfume, a relative it doesn’t speak to, an undiagnosed skin complaint, a brand-new conservatory, a repeatable dance routine, a basic understanding of interest rates, an oven glove without scorch marks, a solution to the cost-of-living crisis, and a perfectly mown lawn.

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